I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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