i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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