You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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