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  Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Im so hungover

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  Come over i have rolls

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  Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...

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  I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.

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  That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...

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• (858): View more from California

  I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs

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