The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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