just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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