I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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