His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
God, I missed his penis.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
