where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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