Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.