She went from zero to smokin in five shots
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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