yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
How external is "for external use only"?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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