New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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