I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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