love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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