Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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