I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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