I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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