____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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