I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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