I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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