If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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