Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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