last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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