Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I believe in your delicious
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
My bed smells like the plague
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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