i don't like sucking hair
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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