OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
This girl is more easily done than said...
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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