Farmville is her only friend.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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