The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Dual....:-)
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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Can I color on your dick again?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i think im in europe. pls send help
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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