I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
