if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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