I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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