Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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