I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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