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say what?
wanna hang out?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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