the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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