To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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