i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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