no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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