I smell stomach acid.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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