In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Terrible idea I love it
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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