For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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