and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The power of my boobs compel you
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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