i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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