I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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