So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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