you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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