Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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