That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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