why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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