As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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