Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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