White coat. Heels.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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