He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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