Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
