what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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